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"Norman feels international law should only apply to foreigners."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Gun laws US

"Now that's a win."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."