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You Can't Fool All The People...

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Now that's a win."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".