Debate Captain T-Shirts

Scrapping the Canadian gun registry might not be such a good idea after all.

"See?! See how terrible my opponent is - now you'll vote for me - right?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

News vs Fake News

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Now that's a win."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Loan Alley

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Arizona In Black

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A young positivist.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Healthcare declaration

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish