Debate Captain Mugs

Scrapping the Canadian gun registry might not be such a good idea after all.

"See?! See how terrible my opponent is - now you'll vote for me - right?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

News vs Fake News

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Loan Alley

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now that's a win."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Information...political rhetoric

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'