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"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Brexit

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

Crisis Priorities

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."

"I think I can say, without fear of contradiction..."

Man with Never-Ending Speech

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'Can we go home now or d'you think they need more time to argue?'

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

'I Cannot Tell A Lie... George Bush Did It !

Overcrowded Prison

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

"Yes, of course, we all make mistakes but one thing I can promise - I will never admit to mine."

"What do you wan to be when you grow up?"

"We'll close this session, then, with our usual call for an end to this tiresome partisan bickering!"

"What do you think of artificial intelligence?"

'There's always a way around it!'

"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Loan Alley

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Finally, A Real Honest Politician: '...And I think you should elect me because I'm nothing but a big, fat liar!'

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Ken Blackwell

"Who's next?"

Trump and Erdoğan

Paul Ryan, used health salesman

Snowflake Warning Sign - so what does it mean? A giant snowflake ahead, icy conditions possible, liberal or millennial warning?

"Sect, not cult."