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'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Human rights are a western con trick. If you let us plunder your country, we'll teach you how a one party system works.'

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

2016 election squabbles!

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Not in my name!"

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Nato

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Brexit