Debate Club Devotee Prints

I'm thinking of voting for Bernie Sanders, but I have no idea why. I know why, little buddy. Socialist. Old man. Gray, frizzy hair. Gets grumpy when people aren't listening to him. Not following. Think

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Human rights are a western con trick. If you let us plunder your country, we'll teach you how a one party system works.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

2016 election squabbles!

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Masters of Political Oratory

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Not in my name!"

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'