
Moderate Republicans
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Moderate Republicans
'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'
"Good evening and welcome. This evening's debate promises to be a lively discussion of the issues facing these challenging times."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
La Table
Oligarchy
Annual run-off at the mouth.
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
Dialogue
"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained
Loan Alley
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'
I'm not making enough money to like you.
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
"Now that's a win."
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Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
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