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'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Snowman Football Fan.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

Poetry debate

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'