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'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

La Table

Back to school.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"The filthy rich"

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'I heard he was funny.'