Secret Club Aficionado T-Shirts

"Welcome to our private banking group."

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Top Secret Files

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

Nerd night at the club.

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Interior Monologuist

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."