Secret Club Aficionado T-Shirts

"Welcome to our private banking group."

La Table

Back to school.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Company Ink.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Top Secret Files

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Party Party!

Time-of-the-month club.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Nerd night at the club.

'See, it's of a joke on it. I call it the 'Comedy Club'.'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Interior Monologuist

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."