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'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"He gripped me by the throat Sir, and I then relised that this was not a masonic grip"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I need to know who started it."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Rattache

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Welcome C.I.A. convention.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Gigolo Diary

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Ian Fleming