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Conspiracy theories are just a smokescreen to hide the incredible truth

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

$1: Family Secrets

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"I don't think they'll ever find out who 'Housefly Man' is. Now, let's eat."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Mulder and Scully.

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"Miss Duxbury, get this one checked for fingerprints!"

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

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