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"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"Hole In The Wall" (members only.) ? ?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

M16 Code-breakers office

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Daniel Craig caricature

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Gigolo Diary

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Government "Information" Agency.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

I Was Married to Banksy.