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"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

M16 Code-breakers office

Company Ink.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Gigolo Diary

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

The secret society of 'prentice knights

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

I Was Married to Banksy.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

The Masons.