Secret Life Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"It's true. For years I've secretly had a second blended family."

The secret world of Stephen Harper...

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Gigolo Diary

Wiccapedia.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Can't you just text me..?

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Psst! Stay in character!

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"How dare you!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

'... But, you mustn't tell anyone that Daddy's a superhero.'