Secret Life Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's true. For years I've secretly had a second blended family."

The secret world of Stephen Harper...

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Wiccapedia.

Gigolo Diary

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Can't you just text me..?

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"How dare you!"

Government "Information" Agency.

Psst! Stay in character!

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

The simple pleasures of living alone....

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

'Well Knuckles - All those years of faithful service and we never discussed retirement options!'

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!