Secret Identity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

I Was Married to Banksy.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Secret Identity Theft.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Gigolo Diary

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

Government "Information" Agency.

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'He needs a domain name.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

Millennial

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you