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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

M16 Code-breakers office

Company Ink.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Gigolo Diary

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

Mission Impossible

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'