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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Daniel Craig caricature

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Gigolo Diary

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

Mission Impossible

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Government "Information" Agency.

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'