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M16 Code-breakers office

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

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