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'Ah, Mr Bond, I've been expecting you...'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

Ernie's Insurance. Ernie, you'll never sell any policies if you don't tell people that you're in the insurance business. I know, but I like thinking of myself as a "secret agent."

M16 Code-breakers office

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Licensed to grill.

JAMES BONDING

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.