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'An Opus Dei secret operative, eh? - That's the oldest line in the world!'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I need to know who started it."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

Clandestine cows.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

M16 Code-breakers office

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Company Ink.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.