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'Is that Gambler's Anonymous?'

Read Any Good Lips Lately?

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

M16 Code-breakers office

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'