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'Is that Gambler's Anonymous?'

Read Any Good Lips Lately?

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

M16 Code-breakers office

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Clandestine cows.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.