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"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Licensed to grill.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clandestine cows.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

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