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"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"To be completely frank, we have now discovered all your country's secrets, except how to make a million dollars in one's spare time at home with no personal investment."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

London Landmarks - Eye (London Eye), Ear (MI6 building), Nose (Fleet Street).

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.