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'Why are we always kept in the dark?' ... 'Who said that?'

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."

When the President's adviser makes a mistake.

"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"

National Wildlife Office. Wrong number. He mistook us for the Secret Service.

"Your mission number one, should you choose to take it, is to seek and destroy the new laptop"

In and out.

Rattache

Secret agent ninja spots the target. He moves quickly to get out of sight. Amazingly, the target reappears! He makes another evasive maneuver, but no matter what he does...he has to talk to the prettiest girl in school."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

JAMES BONDING

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Clandestine cows.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."