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"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

They hated me.

Barks in code.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

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Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Rattache

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

US Camouflage School

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

A cat in a long coat and hat queues to meet the author of 'Why dogs are better than cats'.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Whistle blower...

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'