Undercover Agent Wannabe Mugs

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

They hated me.

Barks in code.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Inaction Figure

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I detect an accent – money?"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Rattache

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

US Camouflage School

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.