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'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

M16 Code-breakers office

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Clandestine cows.