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Barks in code.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

JAMES BONDING

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Undercover Biophysicists

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I detect an accent – money?"

Rattache

Optician and the PI.

Daniel Craig caricature

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

US Camouflage School

Whistle blower...

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'I'm a good listener since I'm always wearing a wire.'

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.