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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Barks in code.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"I want to report a race crime.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

How's my driving?

Whistle blower...

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'...One of your drones is hanging around my bee hives.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'