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"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

$1: Family Secrets

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

JAMES BONDING

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."