Not-so-secret Agent Gifts

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Clandestine cows.

M16 Code-breakers office

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy