Secret Agent Gifts

'Information gathering.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Ah, Mr Bond, so now the tables are turned"

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"It`s the special branch."

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

"Who knew being a spy could be so dangerous?"

A spy

Working undercover.

Daniel Craig.

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

"You're our top agent? - I thought you were the cleaner."

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Your life is in great danger...

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

'We meet at last... ...The name's Tremens, Delirium Tremens.'

'My phone's been tapped!'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Undisclosed Location.