Secret Agent Fans Gifts

'An Opus Dei secret operative, eh? - That's the oldest line in the world!'

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I need to know who started it."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

JAMES BONDING

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Company Ink.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

M16 Code-breakers office

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.