
"I only came in to get my eyes done."
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"I only came in to get my eyes done."
"Bond James, Bond."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
The wine-shop
Licensed to grill.
'Will you be my Valentine?'
'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
JAMES BONDING
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
'Vital mission - movie parody'
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
Elusive Shadow.
M16 Code-breakers office
"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."
'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'
"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."
'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
Clandestine cows.
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.
Company Ink.
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