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Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

JAMES BONDING

When you speak of this, I hope you won't reveal my identity. Oh, don

Dromedary spy.

'We need someone who no one notices, who can pass for a normal member of the public and is never recognised. Why don't you call Zara Phillips?'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.