Secret Service Agent Gifts

When the President's adviser makes a mistake.

Guarded optimism.

"I told you never to call me at this number."

"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."

Agent Sam Butler waited cautiously for his contact to make his move,

'I hate to bug you guys but am I safe yet?'

US 'Secret' Service.

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'

'There's too many guns being used to protect other lives besides mine.'

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

Not expected to be hired on as U.S. secret service agent...

'I would have expected a few secret service agents... but of course I recognized you... why wouldn't I?'

'Well! Excuse me! If this appears to be what it may appear to be, I'm going to be quite annoyed, even quite very annoyed, to the point of saying, 'Darn you, secret service! Double darn you!''

'Think, quick! How am I suppose to take a show for the president?'

"It's from Zombies-R-Us, the latest in White House intruder deterrence."

"How can you tell they're secret service...? The ear pieces...? The sunglasses...?"

"So, you are the agent in charge investigating the issues within the Secret Service ranks?"

"Here's something for you, sir. There's an opening down on the border for a man to maintain the fence that you partially built there."

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Barack Obama and his nun security team.

Colombia Sex Scandal: US 'Secret Service'.

"Unless I get paid for overtime, there's no way I'd take a bullet for him...maybe a little verbal abuse at most."

"You got a secret service detail?"

'He's a double agent ..MI6 of one and half a dozen of the other'

'I ran over as soon as I heard you called for protection, Mister President!'

"....And good luck in the Witless Protection Program."

Not Necessary.

Secret Service Dogs

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"Limits of the Secret Service."

The Secret Service gets a new look.