Government Agents Gifts

C.I.A destroy 'Wicken Leeks' by mistake!

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Storm in the out tray

Quality Control

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Politicians are from Uranus.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Capital Tours

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."