Government Agencies Gifts

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

CIA, 'Blast it! -- We shouldn't NEED a lost & found department!'

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You're fired."

They're Not Just That Into It

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archival Warfare

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.