Federal Agencies Gifts

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out - I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Government Intelligence

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Expanded Limited Investigation

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Trumpled

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'