Federal Agencies Pillows

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out - I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Government Intelligence

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'We're out of duct tape.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Trumpled

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"The president's parade"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

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