Government Agent Gifts

Looking for a gift for a government agent? Explore our collection of humorous and stylish products that honor their dedication, secretive nature, and expert skills. Perfect for proud agents or those who appreciate their tough, clandestine work. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find something that’s as sharp as they are.

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"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm." mockup

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

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"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it." mockup

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

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'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener." mockup

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

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"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!" mockup

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

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"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

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Statue of Liberty spies on people. mockup

Statue of Liberty spies on people.

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'Are you sure your new day laborer is a legal alien?'

'Are you sure your new day laborer is a legal alien?' mockup

'Are you sure your new day laborer is a legal alien?'

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Sign of the devil/sign of the times. mockup

Sign of the devil/sign of the times.

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'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?' mockup

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

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CIA Goes Back To School.

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Federal witness protection agency. mockup

Federal witness protection agency.

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The new, green CIA.

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'Robert, have you REALLY been employed as an undercover Secret Service agent for the past thirty years?'

'Robert, have you REALLY been employed as an undercover Secret Service agent for the past thirty years?' mockup

'Robert, have you REALLY been employed as an undercover Secret Service agent for the past thirty years?'

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Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it. mockup

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

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"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!" mockup

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

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'He's a double agent ..MI6 of one and half a dozen of the other'

'He's a double agent ..MI6 of one and half a dozen of the other' mockup

'He's a double agent ..MI6 of one and half a dozen of the other'

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'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?' mockup

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

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'The Fed eases up sometimes, but Walter never does.'

'The Fed eases up sometimes, but Walter never does.' mockup

'The Fed eases up sometimes, but Walter never does.'

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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The Anti-Agent

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"Bond James, Bond."

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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James Bond in a Snow Globe

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'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.' mockup

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business." mockup

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

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Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane. mockup

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

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