Agency Worker Gifts

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I'm from the agency. . ."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Think Tank Institute

'I'm not sure this is what Thomas Paine had in mind.'

Just Another Brick In The Wall, temporary workers.

Mummy Delivery

"Actually I'm a waiter but things are pretty slow at the moment and I'm looking for something to fill in between jobs."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Capital Tours

Politicians are from Uranus.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"The Nominees"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

Where tax money goes...

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'