Creative Agency Worker Gifts

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Empty box of ideas

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Patents office.

Brain storm

Creative family

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

The Formal Street Artist

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

When giraffes get ideas.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Quiet Quitting

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!