Creative Agency Worker Gifts

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Empty box of ideas

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Patents office.

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Creative family

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Brain storm

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Frank Zappa

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

When giraffes get ideas.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

The Formal Street Artist

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

Now You're Talking

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Quiet Quitting

"It's by A.I. Milne."