Ad Agency Worker Gifts

Three cheers for advertising.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

CATCHY NAME

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Mouse real estate!

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Now You're Talking

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Jobs for graduates

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'