New Job In Advertising Gifts

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Others will fight for you

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Work/Life Balance

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."