Ad Agency Professionals Gifts

Innocent Joe Public about to be shot with 'direct response marketing' arrow by ad agency

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

If nobody had invented graphics

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Important Food Groups

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."