Environmental Agency Worker Gifts

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Government a la Carte

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Climate Crisis

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I blame global warming!'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

Rubbish Carousel

Deforestation.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"