Environmental Agency Worker Pillows

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I blame global warming!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Deforestation.

Rubbish Carousel

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."