Environmental Services Worker Pillows

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Solar Power.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Helicopter

"No, still there."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Mask Autumn

Sunday.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

First aid and sculpture

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'