Environmental Services Worker T-Shirts

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Unexpected Error

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Solar Power.

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Small Government Is Here

Mask Autumn

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Sunday.

Helicopter

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"No, still there."

Fire Backwards.

'Oh - It's you.'

First aid and sculpture

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."